i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks


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lugubrious-cacophony said: hi, how’s it going?!


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People are awful im never talking to another person ever again

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  1. shiningraine said: replace shuckle as your new dragon/bug and you got yourself a quality list

she doesnt even go here

dragon type pokemon

:D !

1. hydreigon; 2. mega-sceptile (does he count yet?); 3. reshiram; 4. altaria; 5. kingdra; 6. noivern 

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Send me a Pokemon type and I’ll list my six favorite of that type

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listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

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Here is my latest projéct


pPldease don8 to my kickstartér so I can make the BIG MONEY

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How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

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Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before

Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people

What the fuck

OP gave me ten seconds

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